life hack: if you don’t want this to happen when clicking urls
hold in ctrl while clicking
SPREAD THIS LIKE BUTTER ON A TOAST
things to say when people say “i can hear your music through your earphones from here”
- so can i
- you’re welcome
- i’m deaf
- i’m not playing any music
- how did these get in my ears
- oh god help i can’t hear anything
- these are neither ears nor phones
- why are you talking to me if my earphones are in
It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..
shut the fuck up
SO I DID THAT GOOGLE VOICE RECOGNITION THING AND I
Can i just point out that only Sollux and Dave got an accurate recognition?
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUN ART MEME???
pick a drawing your friend did, and redraw it in your style, and then friend pictures a drawing you did, and redraws it in theirs! i bet that would be fun
Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite.
Fuck this world.
If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism
whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.
breaking news: man somehow isn’t repulsed at the sight of his beautiful, talented girlfriend because she has a bumpy texture on a bit of her legs
i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them
"im not really into homestuck anymore"
mhm. but where yo ass gonna be after the gigaupd8? we all know u gonna be on mspa reading that shit too
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"